To Go To The Bed - By Ruy Penalva

Category: Writing and Poetry

To Go To The Bed (Ruy Penalva)

To go to bed it takes a lover and desire,
one lover and a fire
and a hard wire.
The willing pig will do
if there are no cocktaboos.

To make a heaven it takes a bed and a friend,
one joker and a pen
and a girl although.
The girl all-do will do
if there are not free hand in-to.

To make a fever it takes a flu and a glue
and one sum and a pen,
a hotter sealed nymphet is better.
The hot sealed nymphet will bring unrest
if the odd man does not pass the test...

To be freed from bed it takes incense and rest
and a good look in the iliac crest,
a bald pubis (sometimes) is better.
The red dard will reach the zest
if it target the core of the nest.